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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8467 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 5255 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 478 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!