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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7670 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 3192 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1733 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!