Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

    Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

    PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?
    Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

    Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

    And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 6670

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

    Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

    But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 4998
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

    Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks
    Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Complicated Vanilla Server – Simple Minds Allowed Only! Join the Chaos!

    Complicated Vanilla Server – Simple Minds Allowed Only! Join the Chaos!

    Complexity SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 3 months old
    Features Exploration-based modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration
    Community Tight-knit, active, and adventurous

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

    To join the server, you can download the modpack from here and follow the instructions provided on the website.

    2. What mods are included in the modpack?

    Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many others are included to enhance the gameplay experience.

    3. Is there an active Discord community for the server?

    Yes, the server has an active Discord community with useful features to engage with other players. You can join the Discord server here.

    4. What is the focus of the server?

    The server emphasizes exploration, creativity, and innovation, providing players with a long-lasting world to build and explore.

    5. Are new players welcomed on the server?

    Absolutely! The server is always looking forward to seeing new faces and welcoming new members to the community.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mascots? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Iku Nakatani as our official vidya mascot! Why settle for a boring old creeper when you can have a cute anime girl guiding you through your Minecraft adventures?

    Join our server for a chance to witness Iku Nakatani herself battling Ender Dragons with her magical powers and singing enchanting melodies to tame wild wolves. Rumor has it that she even has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for brave adventurers to find!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft with Iku Nakatani by your side. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this magical land!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

    DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

    ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

    Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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    We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

    The following are the mods included in said modpack:

    – 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️
    – 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️
    – ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡
    – 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑
    – 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳
    – 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱
    – 🔧 Mekanism 🔧
    – 🛞 Create 🛞
    – ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

    We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

    There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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    Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

    Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What version is the server running on? The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
    How many mods are included in the modpack? There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
    What is expected in terms of server performance? We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
    Is there more content planned for the server? Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

    Back in My Day Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

    Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 254 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

    NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

    So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!

    Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!
    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Server Goals

    • Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
    • Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    1. No excessively offensive language
    2. No politics or other controversial topics
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property
    5. Do not build too close to other players
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7. No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the server address mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use mods on the server? It is recommended to play on the server without any mods to ensure a fair and consistent gameplay experience for all players.
    How can I report a player who is breaking the rules? You can report any rule violations to the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs

    Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as The Past, is like stepping into a whole new world filled with spell cards and epic storytelling.

    Picture this: you’re in a turn-based RPG where you can battle it out with your friends using magical spells. And get this – the game is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can trash talk your opponents in multiple tongues!

    But wait, there’s more! We have daily events that will blow your mind, like the Uluru Games where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And did we mention the rate-up banners featuring characters like Regulus the Star Carry and Ezra Theodore the Star Support? They’re basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the Minecraft world.

    And if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, don’t worry – we’ve got community resources to help you navigate this crazy world. From guides on arcanists and team building to cheat sheets on insight materials, we’ve got your back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Past Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember to use the secret codes like 1999GIFT and wealthfamepower to unlock hidden treasures. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Potions Brewed: 188
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Honkai Hooligans – All Aboard the Star Rail!

    Crafty Honkai Hooligans – All Aboard the Star Rail!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on wild quests that will have you laughing until you cry. From battling giant chickens to rescuing villagers stuck in trees, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Well, now you can on our server!

    And don’t even get me started on the characters you can play as. From a fearless warrior with a love for disco to a mystical wizard who can turn enemies into chickens, the choices are truly out of this world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty AFK Adventures

    Crafty AFK Adventures
    Are you tired of dealing with those pesky femoids and their shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs and chaos! Our server is filled with hilarious female NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. From building giant pink houses to organizing elaborate tea parties, you never know what these femoids will do next! Join now for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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