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CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Items Found:	1218	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Farms Harvested:	819
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Votes:	7106
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763
Votes:	9522	Players Killed by Monsters:	8236
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3792	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	178	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	224	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	606	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	65	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21