CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Items Found:	2559
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftingWifeRage

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, emotions, Forlorn, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Tragedy, unhappiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Bliss

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The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

Ambush, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, Defense, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah ambush., international relations, Israeli, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, RETALIATION, RIP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9958

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

1.20, 4th season, Active Discord, bedrock, casual environment, chacha, collaborate, community elected positions, Cows, CREEPERS, HermitCraft style, joinable sub-communities, Markers Pack, Mature Players, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Modded, Realm, Redfield, Redfield 4.25, Semi Vanilla, Server, slide, smp, sunglasses, wear

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/fantasy-wife/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions
Joinable Sub-communities
Hermitcraft-style

If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

98-108 IQ range, Average, blocky, Boredom, Boring, Busters, conventional, dull, lackluster, mediocre, midwits, Minecraft, mundane, normal, Server, unengaging, unexceptional, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable, unstimulating

Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6444
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

achievement, ceremony, chairman, Entertainment, Fame, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Honor, iconic, Legacy, legend, McMahon family, Minecraft, smp, sports, star, success, Tribute, Vince McMahon, Vince McMahon Sr., walk, wrestling, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, wwe universe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find out that your celebrity crush is actually a secret player on our server! Rumor has it that Justin Bieber is a master builder and Taylor Swift is a redstone genius. Who knows, you might even end up building a love shack with your celeb crush in our virtual world! So come join us and see if you can snag a date with your favorite star!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2102	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraftMoguls

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Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and become a professional chicken jockey racer! That’s right, saddle up on a chicken and race against other players in epic chicken jockey races that will have you clucking with excitement!

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional block painter? Show off your artistic skills by painting blocks in vibrant colors and creating masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. And don’t forget about our exclusive career as a lava diver! Dive into pools of lava and see if you can survive the heat for the ultimate adrenaline rush.

So why waste your time on boring old careers when you can join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious jobs in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	164	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyWarz

Conflict prevention, CraftyWarz, defense budget, defense strategy, deterrence measures, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, Hodges, inadequately prepared, international relations, large-scale war, military alliance, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercises, military readiness, nato, russia, security threats, strategic planning

come join our epic minecraft server where we are ‘inadequately’ prepared for large-scale war with russia! why fight in real life when you can battle it out in minecraft instead? we have crazy weapons and armor that will make you feel like a superhero! join us and show russia who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, it’s way more fun than real war. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles. come join the chaos and let’s show hodges what we’re made of!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!