CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Dealy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

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Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4648
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LoveCraftedMC

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True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Mind Patterns

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u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineCraft24HrLife

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	248	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

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so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mines Excavated:	4912	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	2979

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BachTripBillsB4Brides

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3