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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3591 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!
Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).