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BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Emeralds Found:	9485
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5910
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	2647
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2