🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns just like this crazy story!

🚗 Hop into our virtual world and become the ultimate getaway driver! Help your friends steal expensive cars, crash them into ditches, and escape the cops all while high on adventure!

👮‍♀️ But be careful, snitches get stitches! Will you be the hero who turns in your criminal boyfriend and his friends to the virtual police, or will you keep quiet and try to get away with the perfect virtual crime?

🤯 Experience the thrill of being called disloyal, evil, and a pig by your virtual community! Watch as your in-game relationships crumble before your eyes, all while trying to protect your virtual future.

🏝️ And if things get too intense, don’t worry! Take a break from the chaos and spend the summer on a virtual vacation with your virtual dad in a different state. Who knows what virtual adventures await you there!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and drama! Are you in or are you out? The choice is yours, but remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen! 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 329 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ores Mined: 3234 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9445
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

    > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

    Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

    Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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