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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1944 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 38 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.