CraftyConspiracies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shop, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Indo Minecraft Server

common, Crafty, cultural belief, cultural phenomenon, cultural practice, cultural trend, folklore, indo, Indonesian, Indonesian belief, Indonesian culture, Indonesian folklore, Indonesian mythology, Indonesian society, Indonesian tradition, Minecraft, Mythology, Server, Vore Community, vore fetish, vore phenomenon, vore tradition, vored

🤣 Are you tired of getting vored in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about getting vored again…unless you’re into that sort of thing 😏

🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙

🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢

🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡

🧙‍♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	1058	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	8664
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EnderFailCraft

Character development, Cliffhanger, Climax, Conclusion, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, EnderFailCraft, ending, Finale, Great, letdown, narrative, plot twist, Recommend, resolution, series, storytelling, television, tv show, unexpected, Unsatisfying

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and even befriending talking pigs! But beware, the ending of each quest is so mind-blowingly unexpected that you’ll be left scratching your head in confusion. It’s like watching a TV show with an amazing plot twist, but on steroids!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and insanity, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the ending… it’s a real head-scratcher!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	117
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

1 million club, acceptance, achievement, CCV, collabing, Community, empowerment, Feminization, Fun, growth, homos, inspiration, LGBTQ, Light, Minecraft, progress, Proud, Self Discovery, Server, success, Support, transformation, WOMAN

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Magic Items Found:	7647
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Arcadia Bay, bts, chloe price, De, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic, friendship, general, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange Before the Storm, Life is Strange Double Exposure, Life is Strange: True Colors, LiS, Lost Records Bloom and Rage, LR, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, tc, time travel

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Star Shards Collected:	154	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ScamCraft SMP: NormieScamz

con artists, consumer fraud, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false advertising, financial fraud, fraud, Manipulation, normalized scam, NormieScamz, Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, scam, ScamCraft, shady practices, smp, swindling, Trickery, unethical behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and questionable decision-making!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against llamas in diamond armor who will stop at nothing to take you down. Can you outsmart these crafty creatures and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and valuable items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they may look cute and cuddly, but they’re ruthless PvP masters in disguise!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCorruption: Where even the creepers are shady

Banking, construction, corporate, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, CREEPERS, education, Environmental, finance, Government, Healthcare, Journalism, justice system, law enforcement, Media, Non-profit, oil and gas, pharmaceuticals, Politics, real estate, Shady, Technology, unethical practices

Are you tired of the corrupt organizations and industries in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most corrupt place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a chance to overthrow the evil overlords ruling the land with their diamond-encrusted fists. Take part in epic battles against corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, and even the occasional evil llama. Who needs real-world drama when you can experience all the chaos and corruption in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s overthrow some corrupt empires together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PatriotCraft: Ukraine to Romania

air defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military equipment, military support, military technology, missile defense, missile defense system, nato allies, Patriot air defense system, PatriotCraft, regional stability, Romania, security partnership, strategic alliance, Ukraine

LOL ukraine got a sick new toy from romania, it’s like christmas in july up in here! now ukraine can blast those pesky missiles outta the sky like a boss. come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of defending your base with patriot air defense systems! who needs creepers when u got missiles to blow up? join now and be a true patriot defender in the world of blocks and explosions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Items Found:	4734	Dragons Tamed:	1