Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed: 180 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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