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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8945 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6589 | Potions Brewed: | 147 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.
one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.
also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.
so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
