CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	124
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Star Shards Collected:	140
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at [Server Name] where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at [Server Name] and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	1435	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Animals Bred:	94
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Unsatisfied Miners

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Emeralds Found:	7084	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9055
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	270985
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

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Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.