CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8084
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Farms Harvested:	738	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4860	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Emeralds Found:	8258	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Void Armor Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	8690

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6045	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2389	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	4065	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	969149

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!