come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Holy Grails Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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