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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2350 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9360 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!
So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?