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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7859 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 113 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!
So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?