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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2420 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!
So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?