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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2133 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1509 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to be, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell ya. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. and get this, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens.
not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
