CraftyCommieCritiques

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	228

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP: GuyScan2021

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the first thing you’ll notice is the insane builds our players create. From giant statues of Steve to rollercoasters that defy gravity, you’ll never be bored on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to join their ranks and overthrow the oppressive chicken overlords? Just hop on our server and start your quest for porky freedom.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and talking pigs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Items Found:	4275
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

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If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ores Mined:	6753
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VuhledarCraft – Ukraine’s 72nd Brigade

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s 72nd brigade is actually a secret group of minecraft players who release videos from vuhledar while denying claims about withdrawal from the game! u gotta see it to believe it, these players are on a mission to build the craziest minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of their epic adventures and witness the madness unfold! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

African History, agriculture, Ancient civilization, ancient society, anthropology, archaeology, Civilization, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, Farming, farming community, Fun, History, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic era, North Africa, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, SETTLEMENT

yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Crops Grown:	8693
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

[———– ReDark ———–] Minecraft server

1.21, Community, Discord, fair administration, Fair Play, License, no cheaters, Peace, private server, Vanilla

ReDark is our private Minecraft server, created for those who love vanilla, peace and fair play. We value players who value comfortable gameplay. What we have:• Adequate community• No cheaters• Fair administrationCurrent server version is 1.21. Login without a license is possible. Join us on Discord to become part of this project.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Kiranico, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, release date trailer, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, weapon trailers

Are you tired of boring old servers with no tableware in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place to be! Join us for epic Monster Hunter adventures where you can hunt down monsters with your friends and gear up with the craziest armor sets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the wilds, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magic Items Found:	6600
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3634	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	9300
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.