CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3409
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	5812
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1804

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2399
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	193	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1862	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	7695	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29