CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

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Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

18andCrafty SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyTimeMachine

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9404
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	269
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Submarine Shenanigans

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come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineTube Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5476
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2968	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	541
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FoodTossinParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5955
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7157
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineCraftyLaughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9211
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	573032

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2