CraftyCoastGuard | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where anything goes, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs have a sense of humor – they’ll break out into a dance routine at the drop of a hat!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our best friends and diamonds are forever!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as epic as a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event! Join us for the most outrageous adventures, like hunting for Moogle Treasure Troves and traveling between data centers like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3051	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lost in Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	6757
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LegsForDays Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist asking for fashion advice!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to show off their smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts! Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready to conquer this virtual world” like a pair of sleek, aerodynamic shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KawaiiCraft: Where VTubers Rule & Little Girls Reign Supreme

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now for a chance to play alongside the legendary Usada Pekora, who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with her bunny powers.

But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.

And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	409884	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

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Tired of getting drafted in real life? Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chaos of war! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world instead. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential drafters trying to find you. Join now and say goodbye to real-life wars, hello to Minecraft battles!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

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Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Granny’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some scandalous stories? Look no further! Join our server and share your wildest tales of old sluts you’ve allegedly hooked up with – whether it’s your coworker, your friend’s mom, or anyone else! Let the drama unfold as you build, mine, and craft your way through our world of outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft scandalous again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VietnamCraft: Where Creepers fear the mighty pho and players battle with banh mi swords!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the epic landscapes of Vietnam in blocky perfection! Join us for a wild ride through rice paddies, lush jungles, and bustling cities – all without the risk of stepping on a landmine!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.

So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Watame’s Wooly World – Baa-rilliant Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Mayor Tsunomaki Watame herself! That’s right, the sheep queen is in charge and she’s bringing all the fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.

But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4315	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	865885	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3