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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4675 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Crops Grown: | 4646 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
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