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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5284 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
haha u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest party in town but in block form. we got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha cha slide. oh and did i mention the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to boogie down? yea, it’s lit.
but wait, there’s more! our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we were like nah, you gotta defeat us first. and guess what? he couldn’t handle our sick building skills and got rekt.
oh and get this, our server is so cool that even Rishi Sunak tried to ban it because he was jealous of how much fun we were having. but we were like nah bro, you can’t stop the party train.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but that just adds to the excitement, right?
