CraftyChopsticks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4568	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Votes:	3416	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	262	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2157	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1847
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	80
Villages Defended:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2172
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!