CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	183
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Animals Bred:	70	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	4239
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ores Mined:	2357
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5057

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2355
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3467
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	197
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3596	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	105	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!