CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3000
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Votes:	9476
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3103
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Potions Brewed:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7828	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	3345
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.