CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	87160
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchantments Applied:	80	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	241171	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	265762
Enchantments Applied:	181	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6501
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8180	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5595
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9652	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3839	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	3969
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	7289
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6233
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!