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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8248 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 6235 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.