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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6192 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
we got creeper armies that march around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got u covered with our secret weapon: exploding pigs!! yea u heard me right, pigs that go BOOM!!
plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs!! trust me, u won’t find that on any other server.
so forget bout those boring inspections, come join us for a wild ride on our minecraft server!! who needs smartphones when u got exploding pigs, amirite??