so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Divine Spears Created: 24 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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