CraftyCelebPillPop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the celebs who are /pol/pilled hang out!

Join us and build your own MAGA tower next to Kanye West’s Trump-themed castle. Watch as Taylor Swift and Tom Hanks duke it out in a heated debate about immigration policies while riding on their pet llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Elon Musk flying around on a rocket ship made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most politically charged Minecraft server out there! Who knows, you might even become besties with Alex Jones and build a conspiracy theory-themed roller coaster together.

Ethereal Dream – Vtuber Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, 2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, dream, Ethereal, Hasunosora Highschool, Haven, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! We got all the Japanese Vtubers and related stuff you could ever dream of. From Aogiri Highschool to Hololive, we got it all, fam.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy discussions about all things Vtuber. Whether you’re into ASMR or just want to vibe with some JP indies, we got you covered, my dudes.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you can have a blast on our server? Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥💥

Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

BETRAYAL, Dads, death wish, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family home, family obligations., father daughter relationship, favoritism, financial inheritance, healthcare decisions, healthcare proxy, Inheritance, mom, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental favoritism, Request, sibling rivalry, Will

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Star Shards Collected:	217	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	756	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	878657
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4486

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1769
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8493
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!