Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UntiedCrafters: Where teamwork unravels into chaos [SMP]

    UntiedCrafters: Where teamwork unravels into chaos [SMP]

    UnitedCrafters SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla with enhanced plugins
    Age Limit 13 and up
    Version Latest version (not snapshot)
    Playtime Expectations No playtime expectations
    Economy Diamonds as primary currency

    FAQs

    1. What is the age limit to join UnitedCrafters SMP?

    Players aged 13 and above are welcome to join the server.

    2. Is the server running on the latest Minecraft version?

    Yes, the server runs on the newest version of Minecraft (not snapshot).

    3. What type of server experience can I expect at UnitedCrafters SMP?

    Expect a vanilla feel with enhanced plugins that enhance gameplay. Build freely and be mindful of others’ space.

    4. How does the economy work on the server?

    The economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds serving as the primary currency.

    5. Are there any playtime expectations for players?

    There are no playtime expectations on the server. You can take breaks and come back whenever you like.

    6. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated on UnitedCrafters SMP.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mines Excavated: 1178

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Vexius Network VS Hypixel

    Vexius Network VS Hypixel
    Hypixel Vexius Network
    Pros Pros
    Most popular Minecraft server Offers three unique server types: Creative, Skyblock, and Survival
    Wide variety of minigames Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper on Creative server
    Active playerbase Unique features such as Slimefun on Skyblock server
    Regular updates and events Community-focused with daily quests and tournaments
    Cons Cons
    Sometimes crowded due to popularity May not have as large of a playerbase as Hypixel
    Can be overwhelming for new players Not as well-known as Hypixel

    FAQ

    Questions Answers
    Which server has a larger playerbase? Hypixel: Hypixel is known for having a larger playerbase compared to Vexius Network. It is the most popular Minecraft server.
    Which server offers more unique features? Vexius Network: Vexius Network offers three unique server types with different features such as Slimefun on the Skyblock server.
    Which server is more community-focused? Vexius Network: Vexius Network is known for its community-focused approach with daily quests, tournaments, and player markets.
    Which server is easier for new players to start with? Hypixel: Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its wide variety of minigames, while Vexius Network offers distinct server types for different playstyles.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • “Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server

    “Bad Shows, Great Characters” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of watching boring TV shows with lame characters? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a wacky twist that will have you laughing for days! Join us and you’ll find great characters from all your favorite shows who have been magically transported into the Minecraft world. Imagine Spongebob building a pineapple house, or Rick and Morty trying to survive in a blocky universe. It’s a hilarious mashup that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and escape the mundane world of bad TV shows – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

    Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft
    Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

    Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

    UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

    Age Requirement 13+
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Plugins Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
    Primary Currency Diamonds
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

    A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

    Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

    Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

    A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

    Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 417

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Cheating Creeper

    The Cheating Creeper
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

    Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

    Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

    MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

    Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

    Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

    Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

    Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

    Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

    Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY!  Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

    BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace

    CraftyMcCraftFace
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SADSMP VS Hypixel

    SADSMP VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base May experience server lag due to high number of players
    Wide variety of minigames and game modes May encounter more toxic behavior from players
    Active community and events Pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes

    SADSMP

    Pros Cons
    First anti-toxic server in Indonesia Smaller player base
    Unique features to enhance survival gameplay Limited variety of game modes compared to Hypixel
    Support for both Java and Bedrock editions Potential language barrier for non-Indonesian players

    FAQ

    Q: Which server has a larger player base?

    A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SADSMP.

    Q: Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

    A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to SADSMP.

    Q: Which server focuses on creating a non-toxic gaming environment?

    A: SADSMP is the first anti-toxic server in Indonesia, focusing on providing a positive gaming experience.

    Q: Can both servers be accessed by Java and Bedrock edition players?

    A: Yes, both Hypixel and SADSMP support both Java and Bedrock editions for all versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects in either server?

    A: Hypixel may have pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes, while SADSMP focuses on creating a fair playing field for all players.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FlawlessCraft: Where Imperfection is Perfection

    FlawlessCraft: Where Imperfection is Perfection
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle against a horde of angry chickens who are out for revenge.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk? Who knows what kind of wacky quests and adventures you’ll find in this magical land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST theme for a top guy ever in your path! Why join, you ask? Because our server is so chaotic and insane that you’ll never know what to expect next!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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