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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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