CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	4721	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3031	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragon Eggs Found:	2172	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8003
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?

AnarchyyMC

Allies, AnarchyyMC, Chat, Community, Discord, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Homes, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, solo play, Teleportation, Toxicity, Warps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	5516
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒!

A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!

Total Freedom	Minimal Rules
No land claims, no limits	PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed
Only One Rule	No toxicity

Other Features:

Friendly community
TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes
Play solo or with friends

IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz

Version: 1.21.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What is the server version?	The server is on version 1.21.4.
What is the Discord link?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2.

Mechanical Love 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Artificial Intelligence, compassion, DATING, discrimination, Ethics, Future, Gender Identity, human emotions, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, machine learning, mechanical, prejudice, relationships, ROBOT, society, Technology, trans girl, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	1774
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where robots date trans girls? It’s like a virtual love paradise, man! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures where anything can happen, even robot-trans girl romances!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when robots try to navigate the world of dating with trans girls. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So come on, join us on this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows, you might even witness a robot proposing to a trans girl in front of a crowd of creepers! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CartelCraze-BeGone!

border control, border security, CartelCrazeBeGone, Cartels, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, cross-border crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug war, International cooperation, joint operation, joint task force, law enforcement, mexico, military units, national security, organized crime, security forces, U.S

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

The Lab

1.21.4, Armor statues, Banner Flags, BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack, Craftoria, Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration, Dynmap, Ender Dragon Fight Remastered, Essence RPG, Events, FireTick, germany, hard mode, Head Database, Lab, Minigames, modded server, shopping district, smp, vanilla refresh, Villager Leash, world border

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	8

General Info
Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features
[New!] Essence RPG
[New!] Banner Flags
[New!] Vanilla Refresh
[New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
[New!] Villager Leash
[New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

Q: Is there a map reset planned?

A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

Q: Are there any additional servers running?

A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Book, Coming of Age, Craft, Deception, Drama, Fiction, friendship, Girls, hidden identity, high school, Isles, Lies, Mystery, mystic, No. 931342362, novel, romance, Secrets, Suspense, Thriller, young adult

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Star Shards Collected:	63
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchantments Applied:	158	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s got girls! And not just any girls, but like, super cool gamer girls who will totally pwn you in PvP and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. Plus, they’re all unicorns in real life, so you know they’re magical AF. Join now or forever be a noob!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5327
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	4045
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1