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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3318 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!