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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8885 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 3708 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!