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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1384 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!