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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7262 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Votes: | 5694 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!