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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2631 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 817 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 134 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!