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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6886 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!