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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9311 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 6323 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!