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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4280 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 3311 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!