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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8532 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!