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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4869 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!