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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6399 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!