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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3281 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 8413 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!