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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9800 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!