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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2020 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
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so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
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